Wedding Quotes, Sayings about Marriage

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her – Agatha Christie.

Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he’s in love with her – Agatha Christie.

Bride. A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her – Ambrose Bierce.

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too short – Andre Maurois.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering – Anonymous.

Marriage a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose – Beverly Nichols.

We sat side by side in the morning light and looked out at the future together – Brian Andres.

The trouble with some woman is that they get all excited about nothing, and then marry him – Cher.

A happy marriage is a new beginning of life, a new starting point for happiness and usefulness – Dean Stanley.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid – Dorothy Parker.

In all of the wedding cake, hope is the sweetest of plums – Douglas William Jerrold.

After all there is something about a wedding-gown prettier than in any other gown in the world – Douglas William Jerrold.

Marriage is the mother of the world and preserves kingdoms, and fills cities, and churches, and heaven itself – Dr. Jeremy Taylor.

Two human loves make one divine – Elizabeth Barrett Browning.

Whatever souls are made of, his and mine are the same – Emily Bronte.

Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one – Friedrich Halm.

Marriage is ever made by destiny – George Chapman.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom – Groucho Marx.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury – Groucho Marx.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? – Groucho Marx.

Before marriage a man will lay awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage he’ll fall asleep before you have finished saying it – Helen Rowland.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her – Helen Rowland.

Live the life you’ve dreamed – Henry David Thoreau.

One should believe in marriage as in the immortality of the soul – Honore de Balzac.

There are three things that last: faith, hope and love, and the greatest of these is love – I Corinthians.

Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house – Jean Kerr.

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise – John Heywood.

Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth – John Lyly.

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes – Joseph Addison.

I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night – Marie Corelli.

There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage – Martin Luther.

There is no such cozy combination as man and wife – Menander.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person – Mignon McLaughlin.

Hail, wedded love, mysterious law; true source of human happiness – Milton.

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The order varies for any given year – Paul Sweeney.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight – Phyllis Diller.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words – Plautus.

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after – Polish Proverb.

Marriage is the perfection of what love aimed at, ignorant of what it sought – Ralph Waldo Emerson.

A good marriage is that in which each appoints the other guardian of his solitude – Rainer Maria Rilke.

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life – Rita Rudner.

It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married – Robert Frost.

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures – Samuel Johnson.

Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me – Sarah Bernhardt.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy – If you get a bad one you will become a philosopher – Socrates.

Grace and remembrance be to you both – William Shakespeare.

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place – Zora Neale Hurston.

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished – Zsa Zsa Gabor.


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  1. Grim_Cris Says:

    I love William Shakespeare’s quotes. I didn’t know that he has wedding quotes :-?

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