Sarcastic Quotes, Sayings about Sarcasm

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives - Abba Eban.

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know - Abraham Lincoln.

I am convinced that God does not play dice - Albert Einstein.

Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others - Ambrose Bierce.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence - Ashleigh Brilliant.

Colombian humor is very black, very sarcastic - Barbet Schroeder.

If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Bill Shankly.

He has Van Gogh’s ear for music - Billy Wilder.

Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy - Bryant H. McGill.

It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them - Caron de Beaumarchais.

I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure - Clarence Darrow.

My mom was sarcastic about men. She would tell me Adam was the rough draft and Eve was the final product. She was a feminist minister, an earth mom who wore a bra only on Sundays - Daphne Zuniga.

It’s not an inside joke if the voices in your head and you only understand it - Eli.

I got into therapy in the fifth grade because I said in a sarcastic way that I was going to kill myself, and they didn’t get it then. Nothing’s changed - Fiona Apple.

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him - Forrest Tucker.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced - Frank Zappa.

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech - George Bernard Shaw.

When ideas fail, words come in very handy - Goethe.

A narcissist is someone better looking than you are - Gore Vidal.

I didn’t like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up - Groucho Marx.

He is a self-made man and worships his creator - Irvin S. Cobb.

A good listener is usually thinking about something else - Kin Hubbard.

You have delighted us long enough - Jane Austen.

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world - Jean Baudrillard.

He has such a patronizing tone and manner, and such a sarcastic sense of humor. I found him rather brutal, a kind of elegant brutality which appealed. No, I think he came pretty much off the page - Jeremy Northam.

I’m good at being sarcastic with guys. They don’t want the quiet, prissy little things - Jessica Alba.

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing - John Erskine.

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas - Johnny Carson.

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility - Lawrence G. Lovasik.

I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it - Mark Twain.

The trouble with a kitten is that it eventually becomes a cat - Ogden Nash.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome - Oscar Levant.

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends - Oscar Wilde.

It’s always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black - Paul Newman.

My father was a very unhappy person, very sarcastic, and my mother was very nervous and worried about what people thought. They weren’t monsters, but it wasn’t a good childhood - Paula Danziger.

I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here - Stephen Bishop.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn’t - Victor Borge.

We didn’t lose the game; we just ran out of time - Vince Lombardi.

A modest little person, with much to be modest about - Winston Churchill.

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