Naughty Quotes and Sayings

It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman - Alexandre Dumas.

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you’re impotent. She can’t wait to disprove it - Cary Grant.

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are - Chauncey Mitchell Depew.

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes - Emo Philips.

The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently - Margaret Smith.

I was told that when you hit forty men stop looking at you. It’s true, until you slip on a mini-skirt - Mariella Frostrup.

A girl’s legs are her best friends.. but even the best of friends must part - Redd Foxx.

It’s the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time - Tallulah Bankhead.

Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie - William Shakespeare.

There are two types of people in this world: good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more - Woody Allen.

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can’t get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb - Yul Brynner.

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