Invitation Quotes, Sayings for Inviting People

At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other - Ann Landers.

Spend the afternoon. You can’t take it with you - Annie Dillard.

You know how often the turning down this street or that, the accepting or rejecting of an invitation, may deflect the whole current of our lives into some other channel. Are we mere leaves, fluttered hither and thither by the wind, or are we rather, with every conviction that we are free agents, carried steadily along to a definite and pre-determined end? - Arthur Conan Doyle.

There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want - Bill Watterson.

You don’t have to accept the invitation to get angry. Instead, practice forgiveness, empathy and encouragement - Dan Fallon.

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza - Dave Barry.

No party is any fun unless seasoned with folly - Desiderius Erasmus.

The goal of all civilization, all religious thought, and all that sort of thing is simply to have a good time. But man gets so solemn over the process that he forgets the end - Don Marquis.

Drink, and dance and laugh and lie, Love the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! - Dorothy Parker.

She had heard someone say something about an Independent Labour Party, and was furious that she had not been asked - Evelyn Waugh.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host - Fred Allen.

Like other parties of the kind, it was first silent, then talky, then argumentative, then disputatious, then unintelligible, then altogether, then inarticulate, and then drunk. When we had reached the last step of this glorious ladder, it was difficult to get down again without stumbling - George Gordon.

One’s friends are that part of the human race with which one can be human - George Santayana.

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval - George Santayana.

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea - Henry Fielding.

And the night shall be filled with music, And the cares that infest the day. Shall fold their tents like the Arabs, And as silently steal away - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.

There is precious little hope to be got out of whatever keeps us industrious, but there is a chance for us whenever we cease work and become stargazers - H.M. Tomlinson.

To alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life’s problems - Homer Simpson.

I go where I’m invited. And all I can tell you is if we accepted every invitation we had, I’d be away every day of my life - James.

The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving any excuse - Jules Renard.

Socrates gave as his reason for declining an invitation to the court of Perdiccas, “I have no wish to go down to my grave with ignominy;” implying that he would accept no favor which he could not repay” - Marcus Aurelius.

Philo declares he never dines at home, and that is no exaggeration: He has no place whereat to dine in Rome, Unless he hooks an invitation - Marcus Aurelius.

I am thankful for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends - Nancie Carmody.

I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent engagement - Oscar Wilde.

Dear Ted: Thanks for the invitation to question four distinguished liberal journalists. But 11:30 PM is long past my bedtime - Patrick Buchanan.

After all, what is your host’s purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they’d have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi - P.J. O’Rourke.

Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year - Ralph Waldo Emerson.

I am glad the invitation pleases your family. It will please my family to the fourth generation and my family of friends and, were they living, it would have pleased inordinately the kind of Grover Cleveland Democrats I had for parents - Robert Frost.

Spring is nature’s way of saying, “Let’s party!” - Robin Williams.

When a gay person turns his back on you, it is anything but an insult; it’s an invitation - Rush Limbaugh.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination - Scott Adams.

An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court - Smith.

People marry for a variety of reasons and with varying results. But to marry for love is to invite inevitable tragedy- Walker.

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters. Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop - W.H. Auden.

An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court - William Feather.

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