Golf Quotes, Sayings about the Golf Sport

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad - A.A. Milne.

Golf is like a love affair. If you don’t take it seriously, it’s no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart - Arthur Daley.

Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well - Art Rosenbaum.

Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course - the distance between your ears - Bobby Jones.

Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off - Chi Chi Rodriguez.

They say golf is like life, but don’t believe them. Golf is more complicated than that - Gardner Dickinson.

Golf gives you an insight into human nature, your own as well as your opponent’s - Grantland Rice.

The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie - George Deukmejian.

I know I am getting better at golf because I’m hitting fewer spectators - Gerald Ford.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles - G.K. Chesterton.

Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty - Harry Vardon.

The average golfer doesn’t play golf. He attacks it - Jack Burke.

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun - Jim Bishop.

Golf is not a game, it’s bondage. It was obviously devised by a man torn with guilt, eager to atone for his sins - Jim Murray.

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five - John Updike.

The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things - John Updike.

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray - Lee Trevino.

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch - Lee Trevino.

Golf is golf. You hit the ball, you go find it. Then you hit it again - Lon Hinkle.

Golf is a good walk spoiled - Mark Twain.

Golf isn’t like other sports where you can take a player out if he’s having a bad day. You have to play the whole game - Phil Blackmar.

Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out - Princess Anne of Great Britain.

Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result - Tommy Armour.

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit - Unknown.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness - William Wordsworth.

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