Get Well Quotes, Sayings about Get Well Soon

Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness - Ellie Katz.

I wonder why you can always read a doctor’s bill and you can never read his prescription - Finley Peter Dunne.

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don’t get sick you’re missing half the fun - Flip Wilson.

I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worth while - George Bernard Shaw.

An early morning walk is a blessing for the whole day - Henry David Thoreau.

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love - Hubert Humphrey.

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill - Johnny Carson.

Be careful when reading health books; you may die of a misprint - Mark Twain.

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you’ll be afraid to cough - Pearl Williams.

The treatment is really a cooperative of a trinity–the patient, the doctor and the inner doctor - Ralph Bircher.

If I had my way I’d make health catching instead of disease - Robert Ingersoll.

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease - Voltaire.

After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse - W.C. Fields.

If you’re going through hell, keep going - Winston Churchill.


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