Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away – Antoine de Saint-Exupéry.

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This – Author Unknown.

Behind my smile is everything you will never understand – Author Unknown.

If people could read my mind, I’d get punched in the face a lot – Author Unknown.

You may love the wrong person, cry for the wrong reason. But one thing is sure: mistakes help us to find the right person – Author Unknown.

Unless your name is Google… stop acting like you know Everything – Author Unknown.

Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes – Author Unknown.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don’t know – Author Unknown.

Work like you don’t need money, love like you’ve never been hurt, and dance like no one’s watching – Author Unknown.

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog – Author Unknown.

The best feeling comes when you realize that you’re perfectly happy without the person you thought you needed the most – Author Unknown.

If a Police Officer says, Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence… Your answer should always be, Please don’t hit me again officer – Author Unknown.

Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it – Cale Yarborough.

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn’t take his education too seriously – Charles F. Kettering.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I’m beginning to believe it – Clarence Darrow.

There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say – Cyril Connolly.

You can do anything, but not everything – David Allen.

All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it – H. L. Mencken.

What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do – John Ruskin.

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean – Lin-Chi.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much – Oscar Wilde.

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there – Will Rogers.

Attitude is everything – Author Unknown.

If you are born poor it’s not your mistake but if you die poor its definitely your mistake – Bill Gates.

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can’t be done – Bo Bennett.

A positive attitude can really make dreams come true – it did for me – David Bailey.

Happiness is an attitude. We either make ourselves miserable, or happy and strong. The amount of work is the same ~ Francesca Reigler.

If you treat people right they will treat you right – ninety percent of the time – Franklin D. Roosevelt.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort – Herm Albright.

Keep your feet on the ground and your thoughts at lofty heights – Peace Pilgrim.

A change in attitude can change your life! – Sasha Azevedo.

The only disability in life is a bad attitude – Scott Hamilton.

I don’t need your attitude, I’ve got one of my own – Unknown.

Excuses are the reason for failure – Unknown.

If you think you are better than me, then you will be better off alone – Unknown.

For success, attitude is equally as important as ability – Walter Scott.

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference – Winston Churchill.

Cousins are those childhood playmates who grow up to be forever friends – Author Unknown.

Friends are forever, cousins are for life – Author Unknown.

Cousins by blood, best friends since birth – Author Unknown.

A cousin is a ready-made friend for life – Author Unknown.

Cousins are some that are always there for you no matter what happened – Author Unknown.

Win, lose or draw, you’re all my cousins and I love you – Chill Wills.

Cousins are friends that will love you forever – Constance Richards.

Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of himself – H. L. Mencken.

A lot of people would rather tour sewers than visit their cousins – Jane Howard.

I’ve got cousins galore. Mexicans just spread all their seeds. And the women just pop them out – Jessica Alba.

Brothers and sisters are as close as hands and feet – Proverb.

All plants are our brothers and sisters. They talk to us and if we listen, we can hear them – Proverb.

We’ve had cloning in the South for years. It’s called cousins – Robin Williams.

Holi is the apt time to break the ice, renew relationships and link yourself with those that you wanted to with a bit of color ~ Author Unknown.

Holi is the day to express love with colors. It is a time to show affection. All the colors that are on you are of love ~ Author Unknown.

Holi is a special time of year to remember those who are close to our hearts with splashing colors! ~ Author Unknown.

If wishes come in rainbow colors then I would send the brightest one to say Happy Holi ~ Author Unknown.

Make merry with colors on Holi and the rest of the days with the colors of love ~ Author Unknown.

Let the colors of Holi spread the message of peace and happiness ~ Author Unknown.

Holi is a time to reach out with the colors of joy. It is the time to love and forgive. It is the time expresses the happiness of being loved and to be loved through colors ~ Author Unknown.

You’re so handsome let me darken you with Holi colors. Happy Holi! ~ Author Unknown.

May this Holi be bright as the colors that splash on you! ~ Author Unknown.

The most persistent sound which reverberates through men’s history is the beating of war drums – Arthur Koestler.

We often take for granted the very things that most deserve our gratitude – Cynthia Ozick.

It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken from you – Dick Cheney.

I think there is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot – Gary Hart.

Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live taking the form of readiness to die – G.K. Chesterton.

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers – Jose Narosky.

In the beginning of a change, the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot – Mark Twain.

How important it is for us to recognize and celebrate our heroes and she-roes! – Maya Angelou.

Valor is stability, not of legs and arms, but of courage and the soul – Michel de Montaigne.

But the freedom that they fought for, and the country grand they wrought for, Is their monument to-day, and for aye – Thomas Dunn English.

How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a weary world – William Shakespeare.

Negative feelings are nocturnal animals. They only dwell in the darkest of places – Anonyms.

You closing your heart to me, opened my heart to you – Anonyms.

Doctrinal rightness and rightness of ecclesiastical position are important, but only as a starting point to go on into a living relationship – and not as ends in themselves – Francis Schaeffer.

Economics is the science which studies human behavior as a relationship between ends and scarce means which have alternative uses – Lionel Charles Robbins.

He gave me nothing, and he took it with him when he left – Tigress Luv.

Every happy couple has at least one breakup behind them – Tigress Luv.

If I stop thinking of you, will you be gone to me forever? – Tigress Luv.

I saw you the other day, but you didn’t see me. I was the one hiding in the recesses of your mind – Tigress Luv.

Sad endings begin every new romance – Tigress Luv.

Love grows where trust is laid, and love dies where trust is betrayed – Tigress Luv.

Even the best of friends face conflicts, but that needn’t mean the end of the relationship – Unknown.

I looked in the mirror this morning, but I only saw me without you – Unknown.

In any relationship in which two people become one, the end result is two half people – Wayne Dyer.

My boyfriend calls me “princess”, but I think of myself more along the lines of “monkey” and “retard” – Alicia Silverstone.

I don’t have a boyfriend right now. I’m looking for anyone with a job that I don’t have to support – Anna Nicole Smith.

If kisses were the water I would give you the sea, If hugs were the leaves I would give you a tree, But if love was time, I would give you eternity – Anonyms.

Before I met you I never knew what it was like; to look at someone and smile for no reason – Anonyms.

I think there’s something incredibly sexy about a woman wearing her boyfriend’s T-shirt and underwear – Calvin Klein.

A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend-and he’s a priest – Erma Bombeck.

Think of your girlfriend or boyfriend or whomever you want to – Eugene Ormandy.

I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I’m gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I’m an idiot. And I’m your boyfriend – Jimmy Fallon.

I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it – Joan Crawford.

My boyfriend keeps telling me I’ve got to own things. So, first I bought this car. And then he told me I oughta get a house. ‘Why a house?’ ‘Well, you gotta have a place to park the car – Julia Roberts.

If I am pressed to say why I loved him, I feel it can only be explained by replying: “Because it was he; because it was me – Kyle Schmidt.

Came but for friendship, and took away love – Leo Buscaglia.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain – Mae West.

We don’t believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack – Marie E. Eschenbach.

A true heiress is never mean to anyone – except a girl who steals your boyfriend – Paris Hilton.

My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to be a librarian – Paulina Porizkova.

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn’t want him to – Rita Rudner.

I hate you, I hope you die, you were my boyfriend and you made me cry – Unknown.

Treat me like the angel I am, and I will show you what heaven is like – Unknown.