College Drinking Quotes, Sayings about Drinking

Responsible Drinking? Now that’s an Oxymoron – Aaron Howard.

There can’t be good living where there is not good drinking – Ben Franklin.

American college students believe that you are supposed to get drunk.. that it is normative behavior. They don’t realize that it is dangerous – Charles O’ Brien.

A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn’t answer the phone – Craig Kilborn.

Drinking is a way of ending the day – Earnest Hemingway.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools – Earnest Hemingway.

I drink to make other people interesting – George Jean Nathan.

Beer, the cause of and solution to, all life’s problems – Homer Simpson.

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer – Homer Simpson.

All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer – Homer Simpson.

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose – Jack Handy.

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost my two weeks – Joe E. Lewis.

I drink to forget I drink – Joe E. Lewis.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say, “I’m thirsty, not dirty” – Joe E. Lewis.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough – Mark Twain.

I’m not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop – Noel Coward.

I drink because she nags, she said I nag because he drinks. But if the truth be known to you, He’s a lush and she’s a shrew – Ogden Nash.

They talk of my drinking but never my thirst – Scottish saying.

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live – Socrates.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol – Unknown.

Friends don’t let friends drink Light Beer – Unknown.

Everybody should believe in something – I believe I’ll have another drink – Unknown.

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for – W.C. Fields.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her – W.C. Fields.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes – W.C. Fields.

The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re sober – William Butler Yeats.

The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it – Winston Churchill.

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me – Winston Churchill.

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