Short Funny Quotes
When you have nothing to say, say nothing - Charles Caleb Colton.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early - Charles Lamb.
You have to be 100% behind someone, before you can stab them in the back - David Brent.
If at first you don’t succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried - David Brent.
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing - Emo Philips.
I am an excellent housekeeper. ….