You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time – Abraham Lincoln.

April fool and The March fool with another month added to his folly – Ambrose Bierce.

Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever – Charles Lamb.

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself – Clifton Paul Fadiman.

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools – Douglas Adams.

I have great faith in fools – self-confidence, my friends call it – Edgar Allan Poe.

Suppose the world were only one of God’s jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one? – George Bernard Shaw.

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded – George Orwell.

A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark – Henry Louis Mencken.

I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it – Jack Handey.

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year – Mark Twain.

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed – Mark Twain.

Even the gods love jokes – Plato.

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, And I’ll forgive Thy great big one on me – Robert Frost.

One of love’s April-fools – William Congreve.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected – Will Rogers.