Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink – Author Unknown.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy – Benjamin Franklin.

The drug is not blamed for the damaged it is the person who does it – Bob Marley.

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life’s problems – Dan Castellaneta.

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on – Dean Martin.

I drink only to make my friends seem interesting – Don Marquis.

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts – Finley Peter Dunne.

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy – Frank Sinatra.

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day – Frank Sinatra.

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life – George Best.

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend – Gerard Way.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading – Henny Youngman.

Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little – Herman “Jackrabbit” Smith-Johannsen.

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems – Homer Simpson.

When the wine goes in, strange things come out – Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller.

One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time – Lady Astor.

I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop – Noel Coward.

Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion – Ovid.

A good drink makes the old young – Proverb.

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her – W.C. Fields.