Quotes and Sayings
God helps them that help themselves.
Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
As is the gardener so is the garden.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
It’s not cheating unless you get caught.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
Laziness is the only luxury that not even a millionaire can afford.
Ask no questions and hear no lies.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
You can’t do anything, if you believe you can’t.
If all else fails, read the manual.
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